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Saturday, April 1, 2017

A Star Wars Joke



I’m going to tell a short joke. This one is from the series “Tag & Bink Are Dead” first published in 2001. This is not canon, this was never canon, but here we go.


Tag & Bink are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the Star Wars universe. Everything they do accidentally influences the plot of the Star Wars saga. For example during the Battle of Yavin they find themselves serving as wingmen for Lord Vader and due to their poor piloting skills, accidentally bump into his Tie Advanced, causing him to veer off-course. With me so far?

Later on Tatooine the two are on a mission from Mon Mothma. Mothma, has sent them to meet a contact (possibly her boyfriend) Manuel Both-Hanz. Manny is a short human who serves as a rebel agent. Tag & Bink met up with the contact, but were at the time being pursued by the bounty hunter Boba Fett. Boba Fett shot and killed Manny, but Tag & Bink were able to escape with the information that Manny gave to them.

Later, in the Rebel Fleet above Sullust, Mon Mothma is very upset over the fact that her love interest was killed, however she must tell the Rebel High Command what she has learned. She gets up to speak, tears in her eyes, and reports “Manny Both-Hanz died to bring us this information”.

(Pause for laughter)

The entire adventures of “Tag & Bink” can be found in the collection “Tag & Bink Were Here”.



Happy April Fools Day Everyone!




Friday, March 17, 2017

The Forgotten Star Wars Comics of Alan Moore

Alan Moore’s
Rare, Obscure, and Forgotten
Star Wars Comics


Alan Moore is most famous for “Watchmen”, “V for Vendetta” and “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”. In the early eighties Alan Moore began writing some four or five page comics for “Doctor Who Weekly”. Moore says this experience taught him how to construct a story. Moore went directly from Doctor Who to Star Wars.

At the time Marvel’s Star Wars comics were being imported into Britain. But Marvel UK commissioned a few original tales that were not included in the American versions. In total Alan Moore created five very short comics for Marvel UK. 


These comics are not really Star Wars as we know it. These are weird, strange tales more likely to be found in “Tales of the Crypt” or Stephen King’s “Creepshow”. Nevertheless, these are artfully done. Alan Moore’s strong voice and point-of-view makes these fun to read. It is only four years later that he would begin work on “Watchmen”, the series that forever changed comics.

The canonicity of these Star Wars tales were ambiguous even before the Disney merger, but a few elements of Alan Moore’s version of Star Wars have found their way into post-Disney-merger material. The strongest story here is probably “Dark Lord’s Conscience”, which is the least mystical and captures the silent-strength of Vader perfectly. Each one of these tales is a fun-read and if you find a way to get your hands on some of these rarities, it will be worth it.


“The Pandora Effect” by Alan Moore
Marvel UK- November, 1981

Han, Leia, and Chewbacca are on a smuggling mission and are chased into a Hellhoop (some kind of black-hole like structure that Han refers to as a ‘Mathematician’s Nightmare’) Inside they are captured by a religious cult called “The Five” who wander the galaxy imprisoning and torturing anything they come across. In an effort to escape Chewbacca smashes a crystal structure, which has been holding a demon as prisoner. The demon (called a Wutzek) is set loose and the titular Pandora Effect is set in motion.



“Tilotny Throws a Shape” by Alan Moore
Marvel UK –February, 1982

Princess Leia finds herself on a desolate planet being pursued by stormtroopers. Alan Moore informs the audience that she will die before next sunfall. Leia soon runs into some nonmaterial beings who play around with matter and time. This is certainly the most science-fictiony / supernatural that Star Wars has ever been.



“Dark Lord's Conscience” by Alan Moore
Marvel UK – April, 1982

Darth Vader plays a giant game of Firepath (space chess) with a squid queen who floats in a spherical fish tank. It seems to go against Vader’s nature to use his intellect to defeat his enemies, although it is reminiscent of the trap that he set for Luke in “The Empire Strikes Back”. The story takes place on a planet called “Cheetlit”, which would be featured again in 2015 in “Rey’s Survival Guide”.


“Rust Never Sleeps” by Alan Moore
Marvel UK- May, 1982


C3-P0 and R2-D2 find themselves on a junk planet called Ronyards where countless bodies of dead or broken droids have been dumped. The rusting husks of droids that still survive on this planet worship the planet as the “god of the droids”. When the Empire shows up to harvest the old metal droids for their own purposes, the planet seems to fight back. Of course droids don’t have a god… or do they?

“Blind Fury” by Alan Moore
Marvel UK – July, 1982


Luke Skywalker has intercepted a distress call from the planet Garn. Luke lands on the planet and enters a tall black tower. Inside Luke finds many dangers including a host of terrifying macabre beasts. He also finds the skeletons of Jedi Knights in their battle armor. Apparently Alan Moore’s version of Jedi Battle Armor includes giant horned helmets reminiscent of the Vikings or the Japanese Shogun era. Eventually at the heart of the tower Luke finds the High Shaman from a group called The Order Of The Terrible Glare (which is kind of like the Sith Order, but the Sith mythology hadn’t yet been explored in the 1980s.)


*These stories have since been collected in the 1996 “Classic Star Wars Devilworlds 1 & 2” by Dark Horse and most recently in the 2013 collection “Star Wars Omnibus: Wild Space Volume 1”



Dark Horse Comics
 (
Link)

Dawn of the Jedi  Dawn of the Jedi

Tales of the Jedi Tales of the Jedi

Knights of the Old Republic Knights of the Old Republic

Star Wars: Republic Star Wars: Republic
Dark Times Dark Times
Empire & Rebellion Star Wars: Empire & Star Wars: Rebellion
Brian Wood's Star Wars Brian Wood's Star Wars
Dark Empire Dark Empire
Crimson Empire Crimson Empire
Invasion Invasion
Legacy Vol. 1 Star Wars: Legacy
Vector Star Wars: Vector
Legacy Vol. 2 Legacy Volume 2
Infinities Infinities
The Star Wars The Star Wars

Star Wars Tales Star Wars Tales

Marvel Comics

Original Marvel Comics Original Marvel Comics
Star Wars #108 Star Wars #108
Alan Moore's Star Wars Comics Alan Moore's Star Wars Comics

Han Solos Vs. Space Crocodile Han Solo vs. Crocodile in Space

Marvel's New Star Wars Line Catching Up With Comics

Age of Republic Age of Republic
Age of Rebellion Age of Rebellion
Age of Resistance Age of Resistance

Star Wars #1... Again Star Wars #1... Again
Ewoks in Comics Ewoks in Comis
Who is Doctor Aphra Who Is Doctor Aphra

The Last Jedi Expanded Universe The Last Jedi Expanded Universe
Who is Jaxxon Who Is Jaxxon

IDW Comics
Tales from Vader's Castle Tales from Vader's Castle

Return to Vader's Caslte Return to Vader's Castle

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Marvel Star Wars: Catching Up With Comics


The first Star Wars comics were published by Marvel in April of 1977. This was one month before the first film released to the public. Marvel continued to publish Star Wars comics until 1987. In 1991 Dark Horse picked up the Star Wars license and published thousands of comics for two decades. Then in 2015 (after the Disney acquisition of Lucas film) the rights to publish Star Wars comics transferred back to Marvel.

A few years ago I read the bulk of the Dark Horse Star Wars comics, but recently I wanted to investigate this new era of comics published by Marvel. Here is what I discovered...


Star Wars #1 - #29 (Ongoing)
Written By: Jason Aaron

This is the flagship Marvel "Star Wars" series, which follows the adventures of Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, & Han Solo between “A New Hope” and “The Empire Strikes Back”. It may seem that such a premise would be limiting, but Jason Aaron does his best to explore parts of Star Wars mythology that remain unexplored. Occasional flashback appearances from Old Ben Kenobi are a good example of this. We actually get to see how closely Kenobi was watching Luke grow up for all those years and get glimpses of what young Luke is like. New characters such as Sana Staros keep the story fresh and interesting. Sana Staros actually claims to have once been married to Han Solo, which kind of shakes up the history of our favorite smuggler. Could Sana feature in the 2018 spinoff Han Solo film?



Darth Vader #1 - #25 (Concluded)
Doctor Aphra #1 - #5 (Ongoing)
Written By: Kieron Gillen

Star Wars: Darth Vader ran for 25 issues. Though this comic is titled "Darth Vader", he is probably only the fifth most interesting character in the series. The most prominent character in the series (other than Vader) is Doctor Aphra. Aphra is an archeologist who completes missions for Vader and is accompanied by her two assassin droids. 0-0-0 and BT-1 are essentially evil versions of C3-P0 and R2-D2. Another wonderfully dark character in this series is Black Krrsantan, a Wookie Bountry Hunter who is the anti-Chewbacca. "Darth Vader" ended its run last fall, but the story is continued in the new ongoing comic “Doctor Aphra”.




Poe Dameron #1 - #12 (Ongoing)
Written By: Charles Soule


Poe Dameron is the only Marvel comic that is set in the Resistance / First Order timeline. Taking place just before “The Force Awakens”, Leia has sent Poe on a mission to hunt down Lor San Tekka, who could possibly know the whereabouts of Luke Skywalker. Hunting down Lor isn’t easy, however. Poe and his “Black Squadron” go on many missions, in what seems like a Galactic Easter Egg Hunt. Anyone who enjoyed Aaron Allston’s X-Wing series, will enjoy this comic series. Spending time with Poe, BB-8 and their team (Snap Wexly, Jess Pava, L’ulo & Kare Kyn) is just plain fun. 


Kanan #1 - #12 (Concluded)
Written By: Greg Weisman

Before Kanan Jarrus was Kanan Jarrus, he was padawan Caleb Dume, training under master Deppa Billaba. When Palpatine sets Order 66 into motion, Deppa is killed and Caleb becomes a fugitive. This story is set in Kanan’s past with flash forwards to his time on The Ghost with Ezra, Hera (and the rest). A vice admiral named Rae Sloan also shows up, who Kanan recognizes from his adventures in the book “A New Dawn”. Other fans will recognize Sloan from the "Aftermath Trilogy" where she is promoted to Grand Admiral of the Imperial Navy. “Kanan” is a must read for any fan of “Rebels”.



Lando #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Charles Soule

Possibly my favorite mini-series of the new Marvel Comics- "Lando" tells the story of everyone’s favorite swindler, who has fallen on tough times. Lando is able to charm his way out of most any situation, and when charm doesn’t work, a blaster will. This series bravely tackles the origin of Lobot, which is sort of devastating. This is a must-read for avid Star Wars fans.





C3-PO #1: The Phantom Limb (One Shot)

Written By: James Robinson


This single issue could have been a throwaway story to promote The Force Awakens and to explain why C3-PO lost his arm and now has a red one. It’s not a throwaway story, however. This issue is possibly the greatest C3-PO story ever told, if not the greatest Star Wars comic ever published. The story follows a group of droids who have become marooned on a remote planet. As they attempt to survive, the droids engage in some philosophic discussions about the nature of droids in general. How do droids feel about memory wipes? Are droids able to question orders or disobey their masters? By the end of the 40 pages, the reader feels greater respect for C3-PO, who spends the whole comic apart from his usual counterpart. It’s a bit of a heartbreaker.


Han Solo #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Marjorie Liu


The Dragon Void Run is the oldest and most dangerous race in the galaxy and Han Solo has entered. Solo isn’t just racing though, Leia has sent him on a mission to rescue rebel informants and pull them out of the field. Han is to collect one on each leg of the race. It’s a strange galaxy out there, and getting stranger, but Han, Chewie and the Falcon are ready for anything.




Princess Leia #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Mark Waid


“Aggressive Negotiation” was a term coined by Leai’s father, but there is no one better at this strategy than Princess Leia Organa. In this miniseries the Empire is hunting down Alderaanian refugees from the recently destroyed planet and Leia takes it upon herself to stop them. This series is notable loaded with female characters and it tackles many complex issues such as the nature of grief, military desertion, prejudice against human-alien hybrids, and interfamilial political disagreements. It’s worth the read and some of the plotlines tie in with the "Aftermath" trilogy novels.



Obi-Wan and Anakin #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Charles Soule

In this comic Anakin is still young (somewhere between Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christianson). He is thinking about leaving the Jedi order (mostly because Palpatine has been trying to convince him that the Jedi are a joke). Obi-Wan takes him along on one final mission to a steam-punkish planet where space-travel has not yet been invented. The Jedi Master & his Padawan find themselves in the middle of a planetary conflict, as they also deal with the conflict within themselves. Anakin struggles with who he wants to be, whilst Obi-wan struggles with his failures as a master. There’s good stuff here.



Chewbaccca #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Gerry Duggan

On the planet of Andelm IV there is a slave girl named Zarro. Zarro is brave and defiant, but may need help to save her family from servitude. Help comes in the form of a seven and a half foot tall furball who happens to be a former slave himself. In this comic Chewie is on his own, without Han Solo to translate any of his grunts and groans. Yet he is as faithful a companion as ever.




Shattered Empire #1 - #4 (Miniseries)
Written By: Greg Rucka

Shattered Empire picks up immediately after the celebration on Endor seen the final shots of Return of the Jedi. Basically, the next morning, there is still some clean-up to do. The Empire hasn’t stopped fighting just because the Death Star is gone and Palpatine is dead. This series features some of our favorite heroes, but mainly, it features the parents of Poe Dameron.




Darth Maul #1 - #5 (Miniseries)
Written By: Cullen Bunn


The newest Marvel mini-series features Darth Maul before “The Phantom Menace”. It is nice to see a strong-silent young Darth Maul compared to the old, chatty resurrected Maul that we see in "Rebels". Maul uses his combat skills to take down Rathtars and Pirates, anything his master demands… but Maul grows weary of running chores for his master. Maul hungers for revenge. I’ve only read one issue of this mini-series, the second one releases next week.


It was a delight to catch up with the new Marvel "Star Wars" comics. Dark Horse did some wonderful things with Star Wars between 1991-2015, but it's Marvel's turn to show us some fresh ideas. I love how these new comics also tie into the Novels & Television parts of the franchise. Please do not shy away from the world of Star Wars comics and try to check some out from your Local Library if you have the chance.

Get Reading, Younglings!



Dark Horse Comics
 (
Link)

Dawn of the Jedi  Dawn of the Jedi

Tales of the Jedi Tales of the Jedi

Knights of the Old Republic Knights of the Old Republic

Star Wars: Republic Star Wars: Republic
Dark Times Dark Times
Empire & Rebellion Star Wars: Empire & Star Wars: Rebellion
Brian Wood's Star Wars Brian Wood's Star Wars
Dark Empire Dark Empire
Crimson Empire Crimson Empire
Invasion Invasion
Legacy Vol. 1 Star Wars: Legacy
Vector Star Wars: Vector
Legacy Vol. 2 Legacy Volume 2
Infinities Infinities
The Star Wars The Star Wars

Star Wars Tales Star Wars Tales

Marvel Comics

Original Marvel Comics Original Marvel Comics
Star Wars #108 Star Wars #108
Alan Moore's Star Wars Comics Alan Moore's Star Wars Comics

Han Solos Vs. Space Crocodile Han Solo vs. Crocodile in Space

Marvel's New Star Wars Line Catching Up With Comics

Age of Republic Age of Republic
Age of Rebellion Age of Rebellion
Age of Resistance Age of Resistance

Star Wars #1... Again Star Wars #1... Again
Ewoks in Comics Ewoks in Comis
Who is Doctor Aphra Who Is Doctor Aphra

The Last Jedi Expanded Universe The Last Jedi Expanded Universe
Who is Jaxxon Who Is Jaxxon

IDW Comics
Tales from Vader's Castle Tales from Vader's Castle

Return to Vader's Caslte Return to Vader's Castle