}); The Road to Episode Infinity: February 2017

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Top Ten Lightsabers



 
Lightsabers are just plain cool and Star Wars wouldn’t be Star Wars without them. Audiences usually can distinguish lightsabers by their colors, but if you examine the hilts, you will find a tremendous amount of detail and variety. Here I rank the top ten sabers from the films and the top five from “Rebels”.

#10 – Old Ben’s Lightsaber
Obi-Wan Kenobi built this lightsaber during the beginning of the Clone Wars and it served him until his dying day. One has to wonder what Vader did with this saber after he destroyed Kenobi. Was it aboard the first Death Star when it blew up? Or did Vader take it with him? Something for the Expanded Universe to explore I suppose.



#9 – Palpatine’s Lightsaber

I’m not sure why Palpatine’s lightsaber looks so much like a sex toy. Palpatine used this saber to slay members of the Jedi council, including Kit Fisto, Saesee Tiin and Agen Kolar. I don't think Palpatine's character needed a lightsaber, he seemed to me like someone who manipulated other people to fight for him, but Lucas get's the final word on this, so what can you do?

#8 – Yoda’s Lightsaber
Yoda’s lightsaber first appeared in the 1999 Phantom Menace visual dictionary and then onscreen in the 2002 film Attack of the Clones. The origin of Yoda’s lightsaber is revealed in the 2017 Marvel comics Star Wars: 27 and 28. It was a short weapon for a short being. Yoda lost his lightsaber whilst dueling with Palpatine on Coruscant and he probably never built a new one considering the lengths he went through just to acquire his first kyber crystal.

#7 – Dooku’s Lightsaber
According to Wookieepedia this “gracefully curved hilt enabled the wielder to utilize greater finesse when slashing and lunging at an opponent”. Dooku's apprentice Asajj Ventress also chose curved hilts for her sabers. It’s worth noting that Christopher Lee who played Dooku was an accomplished swordsmen.


#6 – Mace Windu’s Lightsaber
The Episode I Mace Windu Kenner action figures features Mace Windu with a blue lightsaber. Apparently Samuel L. Jackson was not satisfied with this because he somehow convinced George Lucas to give him a purple one. At first George told Sammy J. that Jedi lightsabers only came in Blue or Green, but by post-production Mace Windu had his purple lightsaber. The props department made the saber even cooler by carving the letters “BMF” on the switch. If you want to know what “BMF” stands for watch Pulp Fiction.

#5- Darth Maul’s Lightsaber
Maul’s saber wasn’t the first double-bladed saber in the Star Wars universe (see Exar Kun) but it's certainly the most iconic. The Episode I Visual Dictionary notes that a double-bladed saber is traditionally used for training and that it is quite dangerous to its user if they are not careful. Maul’s weapon has two internal kyber crystals, so that it can be used as a single bladed if need be. The Darth Maul FX lightsaber from Hasbro was sold as a single blade that could be combined with a second if you were willing to fork out the dough for two of them.

#4- Kylo Ren’s Lightsaber
There is no finesse to this saber. It is clunky, clumsy, and random. The ancient design is powered by modern tech and a single cracked crystal powers the weapon. It will forever be remembered as the weapon that killed Han Solo. We will certainly see a lot more of this saber in future episodes.


#3- Luke’s Lightsaber
This saber resembles Old Ben’s Lightsaber and in fact it is. Obi-Wan’s lightsaber from “A New Hope” was repurposed as Luke’s Lightsaber from “Return of the Jedi”. The expanded universe tells us that Luke pillaged Obi-Wan’s hut for the parts and there is a fan theory that the green kyber crystal inside this saber was the same found inside of Qui-Gon’s saber. Afterall, Qui-Gon’s saber was in Obi-Wan’s possession at the end of “The Phantom Menace”. Early art for “Return of the Jedi” showed this saber was supposed to be blue, but the effects department discovered that the blue did not show up well against the Tatooine blue sky. So we get Green.


#2- Darth Vader’s Lightsaber
This is the only lightsaber featured in all the films in the original trilogy. It slew Obi-Wan Kenobi and took Luke Skywalker’s right hand. It’s also the saber that possibly killed Ahsoka Tano, his former apprentice. Most recently we saw the saber take down multiple Rebel troopers in “Rogue One”.

#1- Anakin Skywalker’s Lightsaber
The ownership of this lightsaber passed from Anakin to Obi-Wan to Luke to Maz to Rey. It was the first lightsaber seen in the 1977 film and has been seen in four total films. The question of how Maz Kanata came into possession of this saber is quite mysterious, but certainly if this isn’t explained in the films it will be explained in the Expanded Universe. In 2007, the actual prop travelled to space aboard Space Shuttle Discovery in honor of the 30th anniversary of Star Wars.


Top Five Lightsabers from Rebels

#5- Kanan Jarrus’ Lightsaber
Kanan’s lightsaber has appeared in television, books, comic books, and video games. It was built while he was a Padawan under Jedi Master Deppa Billiba. The lightsaber had a special feature which allowed him to control the length of the blade.


#4- The Grand Inquisitor’s Lightsaber
The Grand Inquisitor’s spinning lightsaber is an interesting design. One feature even allowed it to automatically rotate. Other inquisitors used their weapon to propel themselves like a helicopter and fly through the air, which is rather silly. Ultimately this rather large weapon, had a large weakness, which led to the demise of The Grand Inquisitor himself.

#3- The Darksaber
The Darksaber is a Mandalorian weapon first seen in Clone Wars Season 2. It was built 1,000 years before the fall of the Republic by Tarra Vizsla, a Mandalorian Jedi. Recently the Darksaber has fallen into the hands of Sabine Wren, who hopes to use it to unify Mandalore. The Dark Saber was created in 2010 when George Lucas saw some Clone War footage of a vibroblade-wielding Mandalorian dueling with a Jedi. Lucas correctly surmised that a vibroblade would be cut in half by a lightsaber and therefore the “Clone Wars” creative team invented the Dark Saber instead.

#2- Ezra’s Lightsaber Blaster
Ezra’s first saber (seen in Rebels Season 1 and 2) was a hybrid between a lightsaber and a blaster. It served him well until Darth Vader destroyed it. Ezra later built a new, green lightsaber- but let’s face it, the lightsaber-blaster makes a better toy.

#1- Ahsoka Tano’s White Lightsabers
During the Clone Wars, Ahsoka fought with a green lightsaber and a green “shoto” lightsaber. Shoto is Japanese for “short sword”. In “Star Wars: Rebels” Ahsoka wields two white lightsabers, one being a shorter “shoto” lightsaber. Ahsoka was wielding these twin blades in her duel with Darth Vader, which is probably the coolest scene in the first two seasons of Rebels. Whether Ahsoka survived this encounter is still hotly debated in the Star Wars fan community.

Two More Lightsabers

Though not a part of this list, I thought I’d give a shout out to both Young Obi-Wan’s and Master Qui-Gon Jinn’s lightsabers. The designs are pretty silly. They both feature a giant red button, Qui-Gon's looks like a Toblerone bar, and who knows what that spherical thing on the end of Obi-Wan’s is for. Since these are the first lightsabers you see if you watch the films in episodic order, they at least deserve a mention.

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Saturday, February 18, 2017

Who is Garris Shrike? (and was Han in Episode III?)




"Besides…if you shoot me, boy, you'll never find out about your parents. Who they were…why you wound up being dumped into those alleys where I found you.”
~Garris Shrike

There has been a lot of buzz recently about Woody Harrelson playing Garris Shrike in the new “Young Han Solo” film that will be releasing in 2018. Before we can even start to guess at whether Harrelson will be playing Garris Shrike, let’s answer the question “Who is Garris Shrike”?


Shrike was created for the book “The Paradise Snare” by author Ann Carol Crispin. When she had been contracted to write a book about Han Solo’s younger years, she asked Lucasfilm about the youth of the famous smuggler. The authorities at Lucasfilm at the time informed her that a gang of thieves had raised Solo and had forced him into a life of crime. Crispin created Garris Shrike to be the leader of that gang.

Han Solo wasn’t the only backstory Crispin tackled during her career. She also wrote a backstory for Jack Sparrow in her novel “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Price of  Freedom” featuring his father “Captain Teague” (Played by Keith Richards in the films). In addition, Crispin wrote many Star Trek novels including “Sarek” a novel which is centered on the father of Spock.

Back to Garris Shrike. In “The Paradise Snare”, Shrike is leader of a clan called “Trader’s Luck”.  In the novel, Shrike finds a two-year-old Han Solo, begging in the streets and takes him in. Shrike collects orphans in the same way that Fagin, the villain of Oliver Twist collects orphans. That is to say that Shrike builds his clan of orphans from the ground up and uses them in heists and cons.

There is an episode of “Lost” called “All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues,” and Han Solo is no different. Solo refuses to be controlled by Shrike and attempts to run away several times. At the age of 19, a final showdown between Shrike and Solo finally took place atop the skyscrapers of Coruscant. The confrontation resulted in Shrike’s death and Han Solo went off to study at the Imperial Academy. And that’s basically the story of Garris Shrike.


In January 2017, an interviewer from Variety asked Harrelson if could confirm that he was playing Han Solo’s mentor, Garris Shrike. After some moments of confusion and clarification, Harrelson says “yeah… I am” to the question, but it is unclear if he actually understood what was being asked. Would Harrelson even know the name of his character during the preproduction stage? If he has read a script, maybe… but even that is doubtful.


At this point it is safe to say that Harrelson is in the “Young Han Solo” film. It might even be likely that he will be playing a mentor to Han Solo. Whether or not Lucasfilm is digging up the Garris Shrike character-name from “The Paradise Snare” is another question all together. So far the only character that Disney has resurrected from the old Expanded Universe is Grand Admiral Thrawn… and that was for a cartoon series, not for one of the theatrical films.

Pablo Hidalgo (Keeper of Canon at Lucasfilm) in response to this interview tweeted out “I'll let others sort it out, but ask yourself - what question was he answering?" This implies that Harrelson is not actually playing a character named “Garris Shrike” or at least that Lucasfilm is not ready to confirm this.

         Anne Carol Crispin’s Han Solo backstory plot is part of the old Expanded Universe and is no longer part of the Star Wars canon. But there is another potential young Han Solo storyline that came from George Lucas himself. In early drafts of Revenge of the Sith, a 10-year-old Han Solo was set to appear. In this version of Han Solo’s childhood he is on Kashyyyk and Chewbacca is his father figure. The young solo helps Yoda with a bit of technical support in hunting down General Grevious.

“I found part of a transmitter droid near the east bay. I think it’s still sending and receiving signals.”   
~Young Han

“Good, good. Track this we can back to the source. Find General Grievous, we might…”   
~Yoda

Needless to say, this shoehorning of Han Solo would have certainly created backlash among fans. Are we really supposed to believe that Chewbacca is Han’s adopted father? Lucas must have came to his senses, or perhaps someone else convinced him to scrap it.


The Young Han Solo film releases in 2018, and it will be the first time we see Han Solo played by someone other than Harrison Ford. It’s hard to know what to expect from the 2nd non-episodic Star Wars film, and at this point the Garris Shrike character has not been officially confirmed or denied.




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Thursday, February 9, 2017

Rogue One at the Box Office: How does it rank?





Four Ways to Look at Rogue One at the Box Office

Highest Domestic Box Office
1. The Force Awakens                2015             $936,662,225
2. Avatar                                         2009             $760,507,625
3.Titanic                                         1997             $658,672,302
4. Jurassic World                          2015             $652,270,625
5. The Avengers                            2012             $623,357,910
6. The Dark Knight                      2008             $534,858,444       
7. Rogue One                                 2016             $525,444,763
8. Finding Dory                             2016             $486,295,561
9. The Phantom Menace             1999             $474,544,677
10. Star Wars                                 1977             $460,998,007
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28. Revenge of the Sith              2005             $380,270,577
57. Attack of the Clones             2002             $310,676,740
59. Return of the Jedi                 1983             $309,306,177
75. Empire Strikes Back            1980             $290,475,067

In this first category we see that Rogue One is a ‘force’ to be reckoned with and is well worth the Disney’s investment. It only made around half of what Force Awakens did, but the film has still made a ton of money. However, there is one reason this chart makes me sad. The 1977 film Star Wars has spent 40 years in the top ten of this chart, and sometime in 2017 it will drop to #11. Although it may survive until December when "The Last Jedi" releases.




Highest International Box Office
1. Avatar                                          2009             $2,778 million
2. Titanic                                         1999             $2,186 million
3. The Force Awakens                 2015             $2,068 million
4. Jurassic World                           2015             $1,670 million
5. The Avengers                             2012             $1,518 million
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21. Rogue One                                2016             $1,042 million
24. The Phantom Menace          1999             $1,029 million
53. Revenge of the Sith               2005             $848 million
67. Star Wars                                 1977             $775 million
103. Attack of the Clones           2002             $649 million
147. Empire Strikes Back          1980             $538 million
177. Return of the Jedi               1983             $475 million

In this second category we see how weak Star Wars is overseas. Rogue One drops from #7 on our domestic chart to number 21 on this chart, and it hasn't made much more than Phantom Menace (although Phantom did have that 3D re-release that added over 40 million to its total). This is the only chart where you see “Revenge of the Sith” actually surpassing the original “Star Wars”. The fact that the original trilogy films didn’t get much international exposure, probably contributes to the fact that “Force Awakens” and “Rogue One” didn’t do so great abroad. This isn’t to say that Star Wars can’t eventually be successful internationally, it’s just that it is currently much more popular in The States.



Domestic Grosses Adjusted for Inflation
1. Gone with the Wind               1939             $1,719,399,800
2. Star Wars                                  1977             $1,515,797,800
3. The Sound of Music               1965             $1,211,954,800
4. ET                                                1982             $1,207,180,400   
5. Titanic                                       1999             $1,152,887,700
6. Ten Commandments             1956             $1,114,810,000   
7. Jaws                                            1975             $1,089,950,700
8. Doctor Zhivago                        1965             $1,056,392,700
9. The Exorcist                             1973             $941,198,900
10. Snow White                           1937             $927,590,000
11. The Force Awakens             2015             $920,059,500
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13. Empire Strikes Back            1980             $835,517,200
16. Return of the Jedi                 1983             $800,445,600
18. The Phantom Menace         1999             $768,555,700
59. Rogue One                              2016             $519,466,000
64. Revenge of the Sith              2005             $504,852,200       
93. Attack of the Clones            2002             $455,016,700

When we adjust for inflation Rogue One drops even further down the list. Even “The Force Awakens” can’t break the top ten. Only the original Star Wars, reigns supreme on this chart. It may seem now that we have evened the field by adjusting for inflation, there are a few things still wrong with this chart.

For one “Gone With the Wind” had 10 shots at the Box Office. In a time where there was no VHS, DVD, streaming, or home media of any kind, you had to visit the box office to see movies. Some films would run for years, and some would get multiple releases over decades. That’s why in our fourth category we adjust for home media as well.



Domestic Grosses Adjusted for Inflation since 1977
1. Star Wars                                   1977             $1,515,797,800
2. ET                                                1982             $1,207,180,400   
3. Titanic                                        1999             $1,152,887,700
4. The Force Awakens                2015             $920,059,500
5. Empire Strikes Back               1980             $835,517,200
6. Avatar                                          2009             $760,507,625
7. Return of the Jedi                    1983             $800,445,600
8. Jurassic Park                             1993             $782,255,800
9. The Phantom Menace            1999             $768,555,700
10. The Lion King                         1994             $758,636,100
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27. Rogue One                               2016             $519,466,000
30. Revenge of the Sith              2005             $504,852,200                   
48. Attack of the Clones             2002             $455,016,700

This is obviously my favorite chart. We have my favorite four Star Wars films safe within the top seven and even the Phantom Menace at number nine. This chart clearly shows that half of the biggest films in the last 40 years are Star Wars films. Rogue One falls short of this chart as well, and lands near the other prequel films. Obviously it is a successful film (the most successful film of 2016), but through the lens of history it really doesn’t make much of a mark.

Is this because “Rogue One” is not an episodic film- or is it because “The Force Awakens” was so hyped? Could any Star Wars film ever top TFA? I guess we’ll find out next December when 'Episode VIII: The Last Jedi' releases.